“ Aakashbani Kolkata, 1416 bongabder poila Aashin, somay shokal 4te beje 30min……
Suprobhat srotabondhura……aj pitripokhher amaboshha, kal theke debipokhher suchona…arthat aj Mahalaya……ar kichukhuner modhei shuru hote choleche Sri Birendra Krishna Bhadra mahashoyer golay Mahalaya paath………………”
Tithi [ghumer ghore] – “ hain go suncho!......uthe poro….Mahaloy start hoye geche………kigo…kiholo………”
Ankur [ghumer ghore] – “ hmm..hmm…uthchi……………”
Tithi bichana chere uthe pasher table-e rakha radio-r volume ta ektu bariye dilo……
Tithi – “ jai giye baba-ma ke daki…….tumi uthbe kina!! “
Ankur [ghumer ghore] – “ hmm..hmm………”
Minute 5ek por……
Tithi [attached bath’er dorjata khule] – “ ma-baba ke deke elum…..cha-er jol chapiye diyechi…uthe poro……..dekhecho!……bathroomer light on!! …...sararaat alo joleche………uff…….ekta kaaj jodi thikthak korte paro! ”
Ankur [ghumer ghore] – “ hmm..hmm………”
Tithi – “ ki ‘ hmm…hmm’?........sunle ki bollum?”
Ankur [ghumer ghore] – “ hmm..hmm………”
Tithi – “ bhagobaan!! ”
Ankur [ghumer ghore] – “ hmm..hmm………”
Tithi [Ankur’er dan kanta alto kore dhore] – “e-r-ki hoche!!”
Ankur [Chokh khule Tithir dan hathta chepe dhore] – “ hmm…hmm………”
Tithi [muchki hense] – “ ki hocheta ki!!....ma-baba uthe poreche……….asobhho kothakar”
Ankur [Chokh muchte muchte] – “jah baba!!....asobhho?....ami??!!......thik ache tahole r-ektu ghumiye ni………….”
Tithi – “ dekhachi moja…..” bole radio-r volume ta besh khanikta baria dilo……..
Ankur [ ektu birokto hoye] – “aah..komayona….uthchi baba!......chutir dinto…….”
Tithi – “bhule gele?......... doctorer kache jete hobe aj…………….”
Ankur – “ hmm……..mone ache……se onek deri……uthchi darao…………..”
Tithi – “ ami snan-e gelum……ami asar por jodi dekhi ghumocho……beter bari marbo kintu!...”
Ankur [fisfis kore] – “bet peleto!...”
Tithi – “ ki?”
Ankur – “kichuna kichuna………”
Ghonta khanik por…..Tithi snan kore beriye aalmari theke hanger barkorte giye khankoek chithi matite porlo………Tithi segulo tule hathe nilo….narachara kore dekhte dekhte thonter pashe ekta halka hansi futlo………Ankurer ghum bhengeche….ghore nei…pasher common passage’er basin-e jol porar awaj hoche….mukh dhuche nishchoi…….Tithi radio ta Off kore chithigulo niye bichanay porte boslo…………
“ Dear…I mean snehar Tithi,
Asole ekta…..na ekta na besh onekguloi gondogol hoye geche bujhle!......tai badhho
hoye chithi likhchi…..asole amar sudho e-mail lekhar practise acheto……onekdin
bangla likhina…..tai english-ei bangla chithi likhchi…..kichu mind koro
na……
prothom-e bhabechilam e-mail e korbo…..kintu ki korbo tomar mail-id janina!
Asole tumi mone hoy amay cheno….abar na-o chinte paro….thik sure na…..acha seta
porer bapar…..asole problemta hoche…na thik problem na….baparta hocheki….ami
tomari college-e….mane amari college-e….mane Acharya Prafullo Chandra college-e
pori bujhle…..r r-ekta problem..mane bapar holo je amar tomake bhalo…mane besh
bhaloi bhalo lage bujhle…….
Mane thik kiki bhalo lage seta to ektu bola nishchoi dorkar…tai r ki…………
Ei jemon dhoro….tomay to dekhte besh bhaloi sundor-tundor….abar sajgoj-o
bhaloi koro…jemon chule choto kore hostel kora, kane bhalo bhalo dool pora,
hath-er nokh choto kore kata, sundor-sundor salwar pora [ halka nil rongerta
besh bhalo, mob-yellow combination-er tao bhalo], paye heel-er bodole choti pora
ma-r moto, bhuru pluck korona, r dan hath-e ekta lohar bala….egulo amarto bhaloi
lage…..acha majhe-modhe tip-o chaile porte paro…..mane bolchina porte…tao
chaile portei paro.
Echara tomar gola-o sunechi ek-dubar…..besh bhaloi…high frequency-ir….mane
meyeder jemon hoy……..tumi porashunoteo bhalo ami khoj niyechi..banglateo….
R hain bhule jachilam…..jeita main bapar…tomar hansita….mane khub bhaloi hanso
mane khubi bhalo lage tumi hansle…..ei r ki………..
R ebar amar sombondhe kichu boli………..amio besh bhaloi chele…….tomar moto
otota sundor dekhte noy…tobe chelera beshi sundor hole meyeder moto lagbe
….tai thik-e ache……amar height…5ft 9’’….mane tomar theke besh bhaloi lomba
, porashunoteo bhalo…prothom 10er modhe rank thake amar class-e……ek chele
baba-mar,……amar baba-mao khub bhalo bujhle………echara ami r 2yrs por
campusing-e chakri-o peye jabo…r amra kintu ghoti…tumio ghoti ami jani
tomakeo pray ‘gelum-korlum-halum-hulum’ bolte sunechi……………tai kono problem
nei………………mane bolchilam ki sob kichu bhebe dekhle…..amra kintu prem-trem
kortei pari……….echara boyesh-o to onek-e holo…….ebar to kora jetei pare…….
Ami asole ektu nervous hoye gechi tai hoyto ektu bokaboka likhe fellam…kintu
emnite ami besh bhaloi smart…..echara ami jani ami tomake bhaloi rakhbo……
tai bolchilam je…..mane…ei r ki………ektu bhebo dekho amar bapare…mane…
tarahuro nei kichu….mane tao……ei r ki……………
eeti Ankur [1st year Physics Hons.]
29th April, 2001
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Tithir mukh lojja, hansi, anando..sob mishiye joljol korche!!.....r ekta chithi dhorte jabe…tokhuni……..
Ma – “Tithi…….”
Tithi – “aschi ma”
Ma-er dake pasher ghore giye dekhe ma cha-er cup hathe sofay bose…..samne TV cholche………….
Tithi – “kichu bolcho ma?”
Ma – “hain bolchi mone ache to aj doctorer kache jabar din?”
Tithi [ghar nare] – “hain mone ache….taito shokal shokal snan sere nilum…..8tay appointment doctorbabur barir chamberei”
Ma – “acha……Piku[Ankurer daak naam] utheche?”
Tithi [hense]– “hmm…uthechi….ki bhaggi!”
Ma – “baap ke bata!...tinito ekhuno nake tel diye ghumochen....chele tar bachaikora gunguloito sob peyeche!”
“Namoshokar…..apnara dekhchen Star Ananda…..ami Keya apnar sathe…ekhun cholejabo sarasori Babughate amader protinidhi Sumon Dey’er kache…….Sumon da….ekhun ghorite 6ta beje 11min……..ki porithiti dekhcho ekhun Babughate…..manusher dhol ki nemeche ebar?....”
“Hain Keya, tumi jodi thik amar pechone lokho koro…dekbe…lakhe-lakhe shohorbasi joro hoyeche aj ei subho dine Babughate….tader pitripurushder udeshe sradhha gyapon korte….kintu sarkarer gafilotir jonno…sadhoron manushder prochur hoiranir shikar hote hoche…..karon eto boro bhirke niyontrone rakher jonno je porimane police karmi dorkar…tar tulonay police kormir shonkha kintu khub-e kom….jol police ache thik-e kintu tarao shonkhay kom…..echara….amra jani tarpon koran je thakurmoshaira…..tader shankhao kintu besh kom…..pujor ful-er daam-o aakash chonya..joba fuler mala 5taka, ganda fuler mala 6taka, poddoful 5taka proti piece r rajonigondhar mala 4takay bikri hoche………amra ekhun sune nebo ekhane asha ekjon manush-er mukhe tar abhigotar kotha….
Ache apni kotha theke ashchen?
‘agge Amtola theke’
Apniki ei prothom ashchen ekhane?
‘agge….eka ei prothom ashchi…age babar sathe astam…goto bochor baba mara gechen’
Acha eije apni tarpon korlen….ete apnar kemon anubhuti holo?
‘………….Na mane anubhuti kichui na………babar kotha mone porchilo’
Acha apnije eto dur theke ashchen…ekhane ese apnar kiki asubidher somukhin hote hoyeche?
‘Na asubidhe kichui na…ektu bhir ache ei ja………’
r jinispotrer daam kirokom?
‘Hain ta ektu besi ache’
Dhannobad………amra dekhte pelam je ki bhabe ei bhire hanosta hote hoche sadharon manushke..tao soto badhar modheo kintu tara durdur theke sudhu tader pitripurusher atmar shantir ashay chute ashchen..ma gangar pobitro ei jol tader barta pathiye diche tader harano priyojonder kache….r ei punno khoner shakhi hoye thakche…bhorer aakasher surjo r Star Ananda………..over to you Keya………”
Ma – “Piku…aj khuku ra ashche………barite thakbi saradin bujhechis?”
Ankur –“uff……..khuku mashira abar kikorte ashche……era chutir din-o ektu shantite thakte debena……ajke bhebechilam carrom khelte jabo Papai’er bari!..”
Ma – “Chi onekdin bade ashche..erom bolte nei…toke koto bhalobase na!.....sudhu porashuno r chakribakri korlei keu manush hoyna……samajikotao sekha dorkar……dudin por baba hote choleche…ekhuno khokapana gelona!”
Ankur –“uff…amar genji kothay?”
Ma- “buro dhari chele…lojjao korena bolte!...nije khoj giye genji…………….”
Tithi [pasher ghor theke genji hathe kore] –“ei nao”
Ma- “bhaloi acho etodin ma ke jaliyecho…ebar bouke jalao…r ki…kopal kore ekta bhalo bou peyechoto…..jutto serokom ekta… mere soja kore dito”
Ankur – “TV ta komao na…r jolkhabar dao…..[Tithike uddesho kore]…tomar holo?......ei kore sob jaygay deri koro!”
Tithi –“ami deri kori?!”
Ma – “eki eta keno porle?.....aj bhalo din …ekta natun sari bhangona…somay acheto ekhuno…chot kore change kore nao”
Tithi –“thik ache..kintu konta porbo?”
Ma – “tanter ta poro na”
Ankur – “ekai mota..tant porle r-o mota lagbe…”
Ma – “tui tham!....tumi poro to..or kotha sunona”
10minute por Tithi pink r kalo combinationer ekta tanter sari pore ghor theke beriya elo….
Ma – “bah…khub sundor lagche!”
Ankur –“eki tip porlena keno?”
Tithi – “uff…….”
Ma – “jao.….poro tip……bouke thikthak na lagle to prestige down hoye jabe chelar!”
Tithi ghor theke ekta pink tip pore elo…..
Ankur [make aaral kore fisfis kore] – “bhalo lagche dekhte…”
Tithi [hansi chepe fisfis kore] – “r nyakamo korte hobena!”
Ankur [chechiye] – “ma…….amra elam………..”
Ma bhetorer ghor theke beriye eshe….
Ma –“sob report thikthak niyechis to?.....rumaal,mobile, purse, chata?”
Ankur –“hmm..sob niyechi”
Ma –“garighora dekhe cholbi, r Tithi ke besi hantabina……samner mor theke taxi kore nibi……bujhli?”
Ankur – “hain…hain……”
Ma – “dugga-dugga…….”
Ghonta khanik por……….Baba chayer cup-e chumuk dite dite khoborer kagoj porche…samne TV cholche……..
“Sobai bole paltobo ebar…r na..onek hoyeche…..sei ekgheye pujo r bhallagena…….kichu natun chai…..kichu alada chai…….chai ‘theme’ chai…….natun natun theme…..tothoprojuktir theme, attankonkobader theme,recessioner theme, cricketer theme,bhanrer theme, borofer theme, borir theme…….themer theme……edike matha kore jhimjhim?.........Ekhunoto bazare beroyni themer shishir, themer shiyuli, themer kasful, themer hansi, themer kanna,themer prem?.....tobe ?.....ki chay ajker bangali?
Theme naki Sabekiana?...........Sms kore apnar mot janan……..apnar answer jodi hoy theme based pujo type korun ‘theme’ ar apnar answer jodi hoy sabeki pujo tahole type korun ‘sabeki’ r pathiye din 5656 numbere………….”
Baba – “ei shuncho…..oi sada mobileta dao to..ekta sms kore di………dekhachi…ei beta themer choraguloke…baddo bar bereche!”
Ma – “thak onek hoyeche…joto bar-e sms koro..sob kota jay Pikur bondhu Abir-er kache….age thik kore korte shekho sms tarpor korbe…….”
Baba – “aah..daona…..tomar theke to bhalo pari!....”
Ma mobile ta ene baba ke dilo………
Ma – “nao dhoro……..”
Baba – “Piku ra kokhun berolo?”
Ma – “ei to ghonta khanik holo………………aj Khukura ashche”
Baba [birokto hoye] – “uff……..abar keno………….jotosob utpat………”
Ma – “jemon baap tar temni baata………..sangsar korte ke bolechilo?.....sanyasi hoye jaona……..”
Baba – “uff…..ei shuru holo……..”
Minute 20 por…………
Ma – “hain go…ami bhabchilam…………ami thakuma hote cholechi?.....eto boyesh hoye geche amar!.......”
Baba – “ta hobe na?......kodin r chule kalop diye kochi khukiti sajbe?”
Ma – “tumi jeno dao na kalop?!.......................ei to sedin biye holo amader…tarpor Piku holo………sei chotto Piku aj baba hote choleche!!...........tomar or chotobelar kotha mone ache?”
Baba – “mone thakbena abar!..........kom jaliyeche!!.........ektu jor holei bhul boka shuru…sara barir loke naoa-khaoa bhule jeto………sei je bar pore giye matha faatalo……dordor kore rokto porche……..ki abosta…..shanto bacharao je eto jalate pare age jantamna………mayer beta je!”
Ma – “ki?....ki bolle?”
Baba – “kichuna”
Ma – “tomar mone ache Piku prothom kotha ki bolechilo?”
Baba – “mone thakbena abar!......loke 1st ma-baba bolte sekhe…eto tar onek kati upore…….bhater songe parshe maach chotke khaoano hoche…..tumi r-ekgaal khaoyate gecho…..tokhun kina bole…..’mukhe ache’ !”
Ma [hanste hanste] – “sei suno ho-ho kore sobai hense uthechilo!.............ki jhamela korto maach khete borabor…koto je bhuliye-bhaliye khaoate hoto…tumi to office-e bose thakte….joto dayitto amar ghare ese porto…”
Baba – “r ami office theke firlei je kole uthe porto…tar bela?.....officer jamata porjonto charte ditona…kole kore baranday ghurte hobe……r eto bichuu….kichutei ghumoyna!!”
Ma [chokher kole ek-du fonta jol esheche] – “dekhte dekhte kibhabe dinchole jayna!!”
Baba – “hmm…ta jay……..”
Ma – “amra nishchoi ager jonme kichu bhalo korechigo..je eto bhalo chele peyechi…….konodin konobhabe jalayni amader…..ja boltam ek kothay mene nito……….ki kharap lage ekhun bhable……..koto merechi oke raager mathay………er shashti bhagoban amay thik deben dekho……….”
Baba – “temni bhalo bouma-o peyechi amra……..ei dike amra sotti lucky……….amader r ki ache…dudin bade potol tulbo….kintu ei shantita thakbe je Piku ke dekhar keu ache”
Ma – “ekdom thik bolecho…………………acha Piku-r cheler kono naam thik korle?”
Baba – “chelei hobe jancho kikore?”
Ma – “acha doctor ke ektu besi taka dile bole debena?”
“Ekhun nichi ekta chotto bigyapon biroti…fire ashchi….break-er por….songe thakun….
‘Kigo sunlam Romen ke naki police-e arrest koreche?
Hain thik-e sunecho……..
Kintu keno?
Romen nijer shishur lingo nirnoy korte giye dhora poreche..tai…
Seki!.........................................’
Remember…..knowing the gender of the foetus is punishable by law. Refrain yourself from commiting this crime.
This advetisement is issued by the National Health & Welfare Ministry……..”
Baba – “sunle to?.........”
Ma – “uff….se TV te onek kichui bole……….”
Calling bell-er awaj…………….
Ma – “eso..eso!...kotodin por!.....esob ki?.......khali hathe asha jayna bujhi!.....Subirdar shobhab r paltalona….”
Khukumashi – “r-a kheye dekh….Ganguramer khirer-chop!......tor favourite…”
Ma – “oma tai!....kotodin khaini…ekhuni khai ekta”
Baba – “bah..bah!.......edike Sugar 260 r uni khiker-chop khachen!”
Ma – “ra ekdin to……..ektu…..ache…bhenge khachi……..”
Subirda – “ra khete daoto…ekdin khele kichu hobena…..tumi khaoto Apu……”
Baba – “tomra bosoto age…gheme chan hoye gecho….ek kaj koro….oghore cholo…..AC te bosha jak”
Ma – “hmm sei bhalo…tomra oi ghore boso giye……cha khebeto?”
Subirda – “hmm khete pari……….”
“5000 takar jonno apnar proshno ashche computer screen-e…..
‘Mahabhrat’er kon choritrer bishesh bhumika ache Mahalayer tarpon korar prothar pechone?’
Option A – Arjun
Option B – Dron
Option C – Karna
Option D – Bidur
‘Option C – Karna’
‘C –Karna……..apni sure?’
‘ekdom sure’
‘besh Biplobdar answer Option C arthat Karna……….dekha jak onar answer thik na bhul…………………………..ekdom thik!...sothik answer Karna….apni jite gelen 5000taka!.......
Porer proshne jaoar age ektu eproshonge sriticharon koreni………….
Swargalok r Martoloker modhe pore Pitrilok….jar shasok holen Yamraj. Mahabharate Angoraj Karna judhe mara jaoar age prithibite onek dan-dhyan korechilen…….niyom anushare ei dan-dhyaner 1000gun take firiye deoa hoy Swarge…….kintu egulo sob-e chilo…shona-dana………..Karnor khub khide peyechilo..kintu take hazar chaoateo khabar deoa hoyni karon tini dan-dhyane borabor shona-danai lutiyechen…kokhuno kono khudartoke khaoani…….tokhun Karno Yamrajke anurodh koren take morte firiye dite…jate tini tar ei bhul songshodhon korte paren……..Karner anurodhe Yamraj take 14diner jonno jibito kore morte pathan……..ei 14din dhore Karna tar pitripurushder uddeshhe khabar r jol arpon koren..ei 14din ke bola hoy Mahaloy Pokhho…..r ei 14diner por ase Mahaloy Amabossha jedin ei sob offerings utsorgo kora hoy atripto purbopurushder atmake……………………chole jachi porer proshne…….”
Ma – “haingo TV keu dekhchena jekale bondho kore daona….”
Baba – “dichi darao……..”
Adghonta por…….pasher ghore………….
Ma ghore dhuke………
Ma – “aah!...ki thanda ghorta!............haingo pressurer ashudhta kheyecho?”
Baba – “hain kheyechi………ei nao Khuku albumta……………..”
Khukumashi – “ei dekho…..Pikur 5 bochorer jonmodiner chobi…….ki konckano chul chilo dekhecho….tokhun amader biye hoyni”
Subirda – “hmm taito dekhchi………”
Khukumashi [ektu onnomonosko hoye] –“nishchoi ager jonme kichu paap korechilam je bhagoban amader santaner shukh dilo na!”
Ma –“chi…………ekdom ekotha bolbina……..Piku toroto chele naki?”
Khukumashi – “100bar…….amari chele!...............uff junior Piku ashche!....amar je ki anado hoche bole bojhate parbona!..........ei dekh wool kinechi……5ta ronger………Pikur konta pochundo dekhate enechi…………samner shite chototar jonno sweater bunbo ami!”
Ma – “tuio paglamo shurukorli!...ei baap-betar paglamo ki kom chilo!.....jamakapor, table-cloth, bathtub, pram, walker, Hit-me, babycot……..sob kena hoye geche……….Pikuto pray roj office theke ferar pothe ekta kore khelna ene hajir korbe!”
Baba – “to thik-e to korche…….barite bachha chole ele tokhun dourodouri na kore age theke kine rakhlei to bhalo”
Ma – “ekta kaj korona…babyfood, cerelac…sei gulo-o kine joro koro ebar!”
Baba – “ra bhalo mone koriyecho…..eguloto mathay-e chilona!”
Ma [mathay haath diye] – “bhagoban!!...pagoler gusti puro!”
Khukumashi [hanste hanste] – “hainre Tithir shorir bhalo acheto?....samner masher date to?”
Ma – “hain samner mashe….shesher dike…….shorir emnite thik-e ache….majhe iron ta besh bhaloi kom hoye giyechilo………..to se shune……eini pray roj-e kachkola, mocha, thor, dumur ene hajir korbe bazar theke……r mocha charate charate ami pagla hoye jai!”
Khukumashi – “to ekhun bhalo ache to?”
Ma – “ajke gecheto doctorer kache….ele jana jabe………………acha tomra ilisher ki khabe bolo?............bhapa ilish na doi ilish?”
Khukumashi – “ kor na jeta khusi……..”
Subirda – “doi ilish koro…….”
Ma – “thik ache doi ilish tahole……………”
Calling bell’er awaj……..
Ma – “Piku ra chole elo mone hoy……….darao ami dekhchi…….”
Khukumashi – “kire elo ora?”
Ma – “na………ashchi dara….”
Ma ghore fire eshe…………
Ma – “ei dekh…….Chandrani Pearls theke card pathiyeche………..Mahaloy theke Dashomi obdi offer diche………20% porjontto less!”
Khukumashi – “koi amader to eshob kichu aseni”
Ma – “ra besh koekbar jinis kinle ekta card korte day….seta korale esob pathay…tarpor jonmodin, bibahobarshiki te greetings pathay…….”
Subirda – “jotosob marketing’er strategy……”
Baba – “ja bolechen”
Ghonta du-ek por…………..
Khukumashi – “hainnre darun gondho chereche to ilish-er”
Ma – “ei to hoye geche……..tora age bose jabi khete…..tarpor amra eke eke boshbo….”
Khukumashi – “motei na………….ta hochena……..sob eksathe bosbo….echara amar ekhun khideo payni………hainre Piku ra kokhun asbe”
Ma – “hmm chole asar kotha to ettokhune…………”
Calling bell’er awaj………
Khukumashi – “oi elo bodh hoi……..”
Ma – “darao ami dekhchi……….”
Ma dorja khule………..
Ma – “aay…………eto deri holo keno?.....taxi pachhilisna naki?...........”
Kotha shesh hote na hotei Tithi Ma ke joriye dhore kannay bhenge porlo…..
Ma – “eki!........eki!!................ki korcho!......ki holo?!.............kandcho keno?........Tithi ki holo!!”
Baire hoichoi shune bhetor theke Baba, Khukumashi, Subirda sobai beriye esheche…
Ankur – “ma oke bhetore niye jao…….”
Ma – “hain se jachi….kintu o kandche keno?!”
Baba – “kire ki holo!”
Ankur – “darao bolchi sob……..oke age ghore niye jao…….”
Ma – “hmm cholo cholo………kendona ekdom…..cholo ghore cholo…….”
Subirda –“Piku bosh age aaram kore……..”
Ankur – “nana ami thik achi…….tomra kemon acho?.......kotodin bade ele?”
Khukumashi – “oshob char………..tui shanto hoye bosh age!”
Baba – “kire ki hoyeche?.......Anjan Sarkar[doctor] kichu boleche?”
Ankur – “bolchi darao………ektu khabar jol dao”
Khukumashi – “dara anchi….”
Ankur dhok-dhok kore 2glass jol kheye..glassta center table-e rakhte jabe……
Khukumashi [hath bariye] –“de amay de……..”
4-5 second sobai chup………..
Ankur – “Tithir shorir bhalo nei…………………….iron onek kome geche……….aj Ultrasonography report eseche……………..Anjan Sarkar dekhe boleche………internal haemorrhage hoyeche…..onek complications…………spastic baby hobe…………”
Khukumashi – “ ‘spastic’ mane?”
Ankur - “ ’spastic’ arthat cerebral-palsy…mane brain underdeveloped…….cholti kothay mentally retarded”……bolte bolte Ankurer gola bhenge elo………………..
1-2 second sobai chup………….
Khukumashi – “nana e hote parena!........nishchoi kichu bhul hoyeche!”
Ankur [ghar nere] – “kono bhul hoyni……….”………..bolte bolte sofa chere uthe paser ghore chole gelo……….
Ma – [Ankur ke ghore dhukte dekhe] – “ay..ay….bosh ………ami baire achi………[Tithir mathay hath bolate bolate]……….ekdom kandbena…lokhhi meye amar!…….shob thik hoye jabe…….”…………bole ghor theke beriye gelo…………..
Ankur ke dekhe Tithi abaro kaanay bhenge porlo………
Ankur [bhanga golay] – “na!.........ekdom na!.................kandbena bolchi!”
Tithi [kandte kandte] –“keno?.......................keno?.......keno?”
Ankur [Tithike joriye dhore]– “kichu hoyni……….please kendono………….please!”
Tithi [kandte kandte] – “ami sorry!...........ami sorry!........sorry!”………….dekhte dekhte Tithir choker jole Ankurer shirt ta bhije gelo………………………………………………
Ghonta khanik por……………..Ma khabar barte barte……….chokhduto jole cholchol korche…………..
Ma – “erokom keno holore Khuku………..kar ki khoti korechire amra je bhagoban emon shasti dilo??!!”............kotha shesh hote na hotei hapus noyone kandte shuru korlo……
Khuku [Ma er hathta chepe dhore] – “na……….na………ekdom kandishna”……….bole kannay bhenge porlo…………………….
TV te Taare Zameen Par-er title song hoche………………………
Baba [jore chechiye] –“aaaah!.............TV ta bondho korbe?!............saradin sudhu TV r TV………”…………bole nijei uthe giye TV ta bondho kore dilo………
Ma – “khabar bere diyechi…………..khete eso tomra………..”
Baba – “ashchi……………..cholun Subirda………khete jaoa jak”
Subirda – “hain cholun……….”
Ma – “Piku!.......Tithike niye khete aya”
Ankur ekai ghor theke beriye elo…………….
Ma – “kire Tithi kothay?”
Ankur – “o khabena bolche…..”
Ma – “se ki kotha………..tora kha ekhane……..ami r Tithi ghore khabo………..”
Khukumashi – “hmm………tai bhalo……..tui or kache ja……….”
Pasher ghore………..
Tithi [er modhei chokhe kaali pore geche] – “Ma ami amar ma ke phone korbo……”
Ma – “hain se korbe…..tar age eta puro bhat ta khete hobe….”………..bole ek gaal bhat Tithir mukhe pure dilo……..
Tithi – “r parchina..ma……”
Ma – “ekdom chup………kheye niye soja ghumiye poro…….”
Tithi – “na…….age ma ke phone korbo………….”
Ma – “acha thik ache korbe……..age khao dekhi……….”
Odike khabar ghore sobar khaoa shesh……….Ankur hath dhuye towale diye hath puchche…….
Khukumashi – “ei ne mouri kha……..”
Ankur – “darao hath ta muchi…….”
Khukumashi – “hmm………..ja ghore giye ektu rest niye ne……”
Ankur – “hmm……..”
Ankur ghore giye dekhlo Tithi ghumoche……..chokhe-mukhe klanti makha……..AC, pakha dutoi cholche……ghorta besh thanda hoye geche………..ACir temperatureta ek degree bariye diye Tithir gaye ekta chador diye dilo Ankur……………
Minute 15 hoye geche………ceiling’er pakhata bonbon kore ghurche………Ankurer ekhuno ghum aseni………………bichana chere uthe aste kore almarir dorjata khullo………..tarpor dandike shelfta theke ekta soft toy bar korlo………choto ekta Teddy bear…………………….khanikkhun seta narachara kore abar jotno kore almarite tule almira ta aste kore bondho kore dilo………..switch-board-e Goodnight ta On kore diye bathroome gelo………………bathroomer basiner kol khola………jhorjhor kore jol pore jache, exhaust fan-o cholche……..sob kichur awaj-e Ankurer kannar sobdo dhaka pore geche…….basiner upor ayana kora….tate pordar babosta ache…jate snan korar shomay aaynay jol na lage………..Ankur ekbar aaynar dike takalo………..tarpor pordata aste kore tene aaynata dheke dilo………………………………………..
Bikel 5ta nagat……….basharghore…………Ankur, Baba, Subirda, Khukumashi boshe ache……….low volume-e TV cholche……….keu kono kotha bolchena……….sobai TV dekhche…………..Ma ekta tray kore 6cup cha niye elo…………
Ma – “nao cha khao………….Tithir ta ami ghore diye ashchi”
Subirda – “Piku Sonography report ta ekbar dekha to…….”
Ankur – “otato dactarbabur kachei ache…..bolchilen r-o study korte hobe……”
Subirda –“ hmm………chele na meye?..........kichu boleche?”
Ankur – “emnite bola niyomna……kintu jehetu onekdiner chenaporichito………echara eta ekta special caseto….tai boleche……………………meye”
Baba – “bah!.........amra meyei chaichilam……..”
Subirda –“ hmm………….Piku…doctor ki bolche?..........kichui kora jabena?”
Ankur – “discuss korbe boleche caseta niye seniorder sathe……..tobe negative-e dhore rakhte boleche……….”
Subirda – “acha……..bujhlam……………tahole alternative ekta bhebe rakhte hobe ekhun theke………”
Baba [Pikur mukher dike ekbar cheye] –“ alternative mane?”
Subirda – “Piku……mon ke shokto kor………jani tor pokhe easy na……..but etai mene nite hobe…….”
Ankur – “ki bolcho….khule bolona………ami bujhte parchina”
Subirda –“etai bolchi je abortion’er preparation nite hobe……..”
Ankur [chechiye] –“ki jata bolcho!........tomar mathar thik acheto!!?”
“ashomayer pregnancy antkate i-pill contraceptive…….India-r ek nombor contraceptive pills…….karon abortioner theke onek bhalo pregnancy antkano…taina?”
Subirda TVir remoteta niye TV ta mute koredilo………
Subirda – “amar matha ekdom thik ache……karon toder moto amar upor diye jhor boye jayni………..I am in a far better position to judge”
Ankur – “ki judge korbe tumi?”
Etimodhe Ma Tithike cha diye basharghore chole esheche………
Khukumashi –“hainre Tithi utheche?”
Ma – “hain utheche…..or ma r sathe phone-e kotha bolche……..”
Khukumashi – “Piku….tor Subirmesho thik kotha bolche…ektu shanto hoye bhab……..”
Ankur – “ki bhabbo??........amito er modhe bhabar kichu dekhchina…….”
Subirda –“na dekhai shabhabik……..ekhuno 30 peroshni tui………tor digun boyesh amar………ekta real life incidence shonachi…tahole bujhbi………..”
Mobile bajar awaj……..
Ankur uthe pasher ghore gelo mobileta dhorte……..pashe landline-e Tithi tar ma r sathe kotha bolche…….
Ankur – “Hello……………..sorry wrong number”
Tithi [kannar shure] –“ma tumi keno erokom bolcho ma?!........please ma…….ami parbona…….ami parbona………..ami rakhchi ekhun……….tomra kal ele kotha hobe”
Ankur –“ki holo?”
Tithi [du chokh jole beshe jache] –“dekhona ma kisob bhulbhal kotha bolche!...........abortion koriye nite bolche!”…….bolei hauhau kore kannay bhenge porlo…
Ankur [Tithike joriye dhore] –“ekdom kan diyo oshob kothay………”
Tithi [kandte kandte] –“e ami parbona………ami parbona!”
Ankur [Tithir mathay hath bolate bolate] – “ami jani………ami jani…….kendona please”
Minute 5ek por Ankur abar basharghore beria elo……….
Ankur – “Ma tumi ektu Tithir kache giye bosona………”
Ma –“hmm jachi………………..kintu Subirda ki bolche ektu thanda mathay shon……matha gorom korisna……”………….bole Ma pasher ghore chole gelo……..
Subirda – “Piku ami bujhte parchi tor moner obostha………tobe ami jeta bolchi ekbar shon baba!...........”
Ankur – “hmm………bolo……..ami sunchi…….”
Hothat sob andhokar hoye gelo……..
Baba – “jah load-shedding!.........darao mombati jalachi……..jejar jaygay thako”
Subirda – “daran…mobiler alota jalai…….”
Minute 2 por………..mombati jala hoyeche…ma r Tithi pasher ghore………bakira bashar ghore………
Subirda – “jeta bolte bolte theme gelam tokhun……….”
Baba –“hmm…….”
Subirda – “janis to Piku…..amar office-e ekjon colleague ache…..Subinoy bole….amar bhalo bondhu……bete khato chehara….amar theke bochor 10ek er choto…..kintu dekhle anayashe amar dada bole chaliye deoa jay……..mathar ekta chul-o r kalo nei…..loan-e jorjorito…….blood pressurer rugi……2bar mild stroke hoye geche……cigarrete kheye kheye lung duto o jhanjra hoye geche…………...or strir artharitis ache…khub ekta bari theke berote parena……………………….
Eder ekta 16bochorer chele ache…….abnormal chele……..protibar bishokorma pujor shomay babar sathe office-e ashe……..cheletar ekta pa-o defective……..wheel chair chara cholte parena………bathroom-e jete hole baba kole kore niye jay……..ekhuno ghumer ghore bichanay pechhap kore fele……..diner besirbhag shomay ghumiye katay……..ekta Rehab centre-e bhorti koreche……mashe 5000taka kore nay……….etodine rong chinte shikheche,nijer naam bolte shikheche………….khub anando hole babar gaale chor mere seta prokash kore……r majhe modhei ogyan hoye jay…r tokhuni Subinoyer dourodouri shuru hoye jay…….doctor, nursinghome………..clinic………………………..Or barite dhukle amar ashudher gondhe dom bondho hoye jay……..............
Ei to sedin ….or barite giye dekhi khub hansir awaj……dhuke dekhi…….nalakhapa cheleta babar gaale chor mere jache…….Subinoy joto hansche…cheleta toto chor mere jache……..circus hoche jeno!..........ami thamalam jor kore giye..noyeto gaalta hoyeto fetei jeto sedin or………………………….
Bol Piku…………parbi emon life lead korte?............toder dujoner-e jibon charkhar hoye jabe………okale buriye jabi……………….tui 21st cnetury ir chele……..don’t be an emotional fool………..practically chinta kor………..abortion koriye de……….echara kono goti nei……..”
Khukumashi [Pikur mathay hath bolate bolate] – “dukho korisna shona……….r kono upay nei re……….jani toder kosto hobe……….kintu dekhbi thik aste aste thik hoye jabe………ami bujhte parchi toder upor diye ki jache……………..”
Ankur – “na Khukumashi……tomra bujhte parchona amader upor diye ki jache……tomra bujhte parbena konodin………karon sei soubhaggo bhogoban tomader dayni…….”
Baba [dhomke] – “Piku!…………kake ki bolchis??”
Ankur – “baba………amay bolte dao……………………………………………….goto soptay jokhun Tithir Ultrasonography hoyechilo…..ami pashe chilam……….screener chobi dekhe kichui bujhte parchilam na…………tokhun Anjan Sarkar amay dekhiye bujhiye dilo……….chotochoto duto pa, duto hath, matha……….norachora korche………..amar gaaye kaanta dichhilo………….bole bojhate parbona kirokom lagchilo……..anando, bishhoy, dayitto, praptibodh………..sob miliye ekta adbhut feeling…………………………………
Sedin Animal Planet-e kumir der upor ekta show hochilo………..ki shanghatik nrishongsho prani……….eto nirmom, eto nishthur………choyaaler ki bishon jor………dharalo daanther ek kamore…boroboro jantur haar-mojja bhenge guriye jay………….kintu obak bapar……….jokhun kumir chanara jonmay………tader proti eder acharon dekhe monei hoyna era eto bhoyaboho shikari…………ki adbhut matrisneho!.......je daanth bakider kache traash……sei daanth diyei eke eke jotno kore chanagulo ke tule niye giye jole felche………nijer khao-daoa bhule constant nojor rakhche tader upor…….kono shotrur asonka korlei tere jache tader bachate……….ki adbhut contradictory behaviour…………………………………
Kothay ekbar sunechilam……’Man is a social animal’………….Sigmund Freud er kon ek article-e porechilam je Human racer doinondin jibonjatrara pechone sudhu ektai anubhuti kaaj kore………r seta holo khider anubhuti………peter khide, shorirer khide………….kintu sei eki article Freud etao shikar korechilo je matrisneho, pitrisnehor tar psychology te kono explanation nei…………………………
Subirmesho!………..ami tomar sob kotha sunte raji achi……….tumi sudhu amar ekta proshner uttor dao……………………….chor marle lageto taina?............tahole Subinoy babu keno porpor chorgulo khachilen?.............................”
4-5 second sobai chup………………
Phone bajar awaj………………….
Ankur – “darao ami dhorchi………………”
Ankur phoneta dhore…………………
Ankur – “Ma tumi parallel linta chere dao……….ami dhorechi…………………….hmm…………
Hain bolun dactarbabu……………………….hmm………………………….hmm………hmmm……………….
Seki!!.............ki bolchen!...............................apni sure??...........................acha amra kalkei ashchi……………..ok………..”
Baba – “kire ki holo??...........kar phone?..............Anjan Sarkar??...........”
Ankur – “hmm………”
Khukumashi – “ki hoyeche?………….ki bollo?..........kire bolna!”
Ankur – “Ultrasonography report ta bhul……..r-ekjoner sathe palte geche…tar naam-o Tithi………………….amader baby shustho ache!”
Hothat sobar chokh ek songe dhandhiye gelo………….eke eke tubelight, bulb sob jole utheche………current chole esheche………hothat chokhe aalo poray sobar chokhe ashosthi hoche……..bhuru kuchke geche…………fan-er haway mombatita kanpte kanpte nibhe geche……………….
“Suman da………ghotonata ki hoyeche amader bistarito kore bolo…………
Hain Keya jol police amader janiyeche je tara laashta shonatto korte pereche……..ekta 7bochorer bhikhiri chele take nijer baba bole chinhito koreche………janageche…bochor 30-32er ei bekti tarpon-e bhashano fol-mul korate giye onek dure chole jay….tarpor r joler srot samlate na pere dube mara jay…………amra sune nebo sei 7bochorer abhaga shishur mukhe……thik ki ghotechilo……….
Eta ke tomar baba?.......
‘hain……’
Tomar baba kikore jole pore gelo jano?
‘na………’
Tumi shesh bar babake kokhun dekhechile?.....
‘shokale………’
Tokhun baba kichu bolechilo tomay?
‘hain……baba bolchilo peyaara anbe…….’
Tomar ekhun kemon lagche?
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Tomar ekhun kemon lagche?
Keya amra dekhte pachi…shishuti eto boro ekta mental shock peyeche je thik kore kotha bolte parchena……….tar baba tar jonno peyaara ante giye r fereni………r konodin firbeona………..aj ei subho…ei pobitro dine…erokom ekta khobor khanikta holeo shohorbashir khushi mlaan kore diyeche………..Aaj Mahaloy………kal theke debi pokhher shuru……….r koekdin porei Ma ashchen…….Durga….Durgotinashini…….amader sob-dukho….jala….jontrono shushe nite……..amader upor shantir ashis jhorate………r sei adhir opekhhar shakhhi hoye thakbo ami, apni r Star Ananda………..over to you Keya………………”
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